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Joke: Teacher

October 20, 2003

Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence with a direct object.

Johnny: Teacher, everybody thinks you're beautiful.

Teacher: Thank you, Johnny, but what is the object?

Johnny: A good report card.


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