Best Joke of 2003
VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2003 (That's some funny stuff, I think.)
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the
mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just
lost her job. There's no way we can afford it. "The
next day the father saw little Patrick heading out
the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son,
where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was
walking past your room last night & heard you telling
mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you
to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be
damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage & no bike!"
I received this joke from an old NJIT friend, Vlad, who got lost in Siberia (no kidding). :-) Thanks Vlad -- good to hear from you again.
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